They laugh off the stories -- until someone, or something, starts picking off members of the group. Hatchet is one of the only slashers that's come close to capturing the fun, and fear, of the long-drained '80s slasher. One of her classmates finds a box containing the first cassette, and the show begins. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. I've always had a soft spot for black comedies and Hatchet really entertained me. The genre isn't great to say the least, and Hatchet isn't the worst one out there.

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Feels like an old-school slasher flick that's been hidden on a dusty shelf for the past twenty years.

So I'm not disappointed with Hatchet because it follows that familiar plot.

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But it certainly is terrible.

It was the mist of night, and there was this kid, who looked kind of like you, he was spooked by something in the marsh. The over-the-top gore, campy acting, and dim cinematography may be part of Hatchet's self-described old-school ethos, but irony alone can't sustain a horror film. Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. | Rating: 1/5 |, November 13, 2019 |, October 5, 2007 | Rating: 3/4 But before doing that, she records 13 audiocassettes where she details 13 reasons that led her to decide to end her life.

Meeting up with several other tourists, including quietly beautiful Marybeth (Tamara Feldman), they are entertained by their guide Shawn (Parry Shen), who regales them with tales of a ghostly serial killer who wanders the swamp.

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It’s about school politics as seen  – and manipulated – by young people. Edge of your seat terrifying.

A high school teenager kills herself.

Netflix . So, Hatchet is another one of those backwoods, deformed killer movies. Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer.
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It had moments, and when I say moments I mean like two 30 second scenes that were okay. Coming Soon, Regal A group of stupid tourists joined a tour to the swamp in Louisiana: con artist Shawn, quiet Marybeth, best friends Ben and Marcus, Sharpio the "movie" maker, fiesty Jenna, ditsy Misty and Mr and Mrs Permatteo. | Fresh (27) |, April 9, 2020

The percentage of Approved Tomatometer Critics who have given this movie a positive review. A high school teenager kills herself. He wanted to get off the boat in a hurry, and he had his foot dangling over the edge. [img]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/icons/icon14.gif[/img]. In the spirit of the "set 'em up, knock 'em down" slasher genre, Hatchet plays fast and loose with tropes while adding its own bloody stylized spin and keeping things down and dirty. I loved the campiness which made fun of all the cliches, there was not a single dull moment in the film which is quite impressive considering I get bored easily with slashers. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. And yes, I mean that as a compliment. Basically, I started at 9am and by 2pm I had a swell little hatchet that should last for quite a while -- … | Rating: 8.5/10 | Rating: 2/5 The kills in Hatchet relays aren't gross though because there is now amount of realism in them. Cinemark Please reference “Error Code 2121” when contacting customer service. Change ), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window). Coming Soon. Ben (Joel Moore) and Marcus (Deon Richmond) are college students in New Orleans, enjoying Mardi Gras, when they decide to go on a boat tour of an allegedly cursed bayou. |, October 5, 2007 Don’t worry, it won’t take long. Writers must be at pains to outdo one another when it comes to snarky comebacks, meta everything, over-the-top unlikeable characters.

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Once they are out in the swamp, their boat breaks down and they are left stranded with a deformed killer chasing them. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. The rest is complete garbage. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Not everything needs to be vibrant.
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I suspect the reason why so many adult reviewers find the show at once daring and problematic is that it presents the agency of adolescence as real and fully formed, and not as a series of misguided steps toward the supposed maturity of adulthood. Each one looks more ridiculous and fake then previous one. Ben (Joel Moore) and Marcus (Deon Richmond) are college students in New Orleans, enjoying Mardi Gras, when they decide to go on a boat tour of an allegedly cursed bayou. By creating an account, you agree to the Privacy Policy



Hatchet's gore is so over the top and silly that, even though a woman's head is literally torn from her body, you can't help but laugh when you see her tongue still bopping around.

Now, gory to some people means gross.

As any other show produced in the last few years, 13 Reasons Why is full of social media jargon; but I’d assume Netflix audiences would be fluent in meta-meme-speak by now.

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